ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES:    A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his   father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The  father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are  three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a ...

I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that i will die and stop speaking english preventing people from nosebleeding! -in loving memory of inday! (Ayan ...

Pinoy Haircut There was this good old barber in a city in the United States ..  One day a florist went to him for a haircut. After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber but the barber replied, "I ...

PerezHilton.com has learned exclusively…. 20% of the sales of Paris Hilton’s new champagne she is promoting, Rich Pressco, will go to charity. The money goes to a foundation that contributes proceeds from sales of the brand to the purchase of glacial water ...

Spotted: Fergie having lunch with Brandon Davis, Tuesday afternoon at Cafe Med in Los Angeles. Little trivia: sources tell us these two used to date years ago! Like many many many years ago.

She may be smiling today but 20 years from now she will be crying when she’s coughing up blood or dying of lung cancer! The otherwise lovely Katherine Heigl grins like she’s in an ad for the tobacco companies as the ...

Sneak peek! Click here to watch the opening sequence of Sweeney Todd, the Tim Burton-directed feature film adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim musical starring Johnny Depp and Sacha Baron Cohen.

Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba is pregnant (with a non-Latino baby), her publicist has confirmed. It was probably a mistake! Her boyfriend, Cashole Warren, is officially the new K-Fed. The baby is due in late Spring / early Summer. “Don’t Call Me Latina” ...

Canada is great - not just because they have universal healthcare, which we think is very important - but also because they have some really great music. The Mission District is one of our favorite new Canadian bands. From Montreal, their music ...

MTV has made the mistake of picking Tila Tequila to host their New Year’s Eve special. Can that bitch even read? They better write her cue cards EXTRA BIG! But, don’t worry, Perezcious readers. P-Nasty will be there to save the day. That’s ...